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QUICK... My wife is returning...

Posted by TuneWeaver on Sunday, March 13, 2016

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 My lovely wife, Libby, has been visiting her daughter's family in Columbia, Missouri for the past two months. She returns tomorrow. Now....Somewhere, we have a toilet bowl brush..I think... I MAY have to do at least some of the dishes. I've hired Servicemaster to try to clean up the living room. I've called in the police to eject banjo players who just won't go home. The city has agreed to bring an extra recycling truck to help me get rid of beer and wine bottles (first I've got to drain those last few drops out of each bottle).....The homeless encampment in the back yard is under control. I'll shower as soon as I can find a bar of soap. Other than those things, everything is under control.... smile emoticon


3 comments on “QUICK... My wife is returning...”

cornfed Says:
Sunday, March 13, 2016 @7:24:31 AM

Whoa, time to face the music!

Fiddler Says:
Wednesday, March 16, 2016 @1:18:25 PM

If we don't hear from you in a few days, we will notify the authorities to send in the CSI squad. Flowers and candy and a gourmet dinner will soften the blow. ....Good luck!

TuneWeaver Says:
Wednesday, March 16, 2016 @1:22:28 PM

Fortunately, for me, the weather was beautiful and Lib busied herself working in the garden...All is good..

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