How many banjo players does it take to screw in a light bulb? Five; one to screw it in and four to:
How many bass players does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many second violinists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
--The Canonical List of Banjo Jokes
I say, what musician needs to replace a light bulb anyway? We can play in the dark. Our tuners have LED lights on them.
Instead we can reminisce on old times, when there were no light bulbs and we had to practice by day. I'm sure we'd all benefit psychosomatically from this pragmatic contemplation.
Monday, July 1, 2013 @2:18:48 PM
Indeed, dearest Freischutz.
But, I must say, as a second violinist, I quite disagree. But then I improvise, so...... :D
And, indeed, I think we might. But it is the only truly prolix and voluble who might so benefit from such an exercise, for it is only the loquacious that would be able to express in the most saccharide of ways the absolute extreme hippopotomonstrosesquipedalian elements of it, all while the less enlightened are venting all sorts of tomfoolery about that which only the most hippopotomonstrosesquipedalian, voluble, prolix, and loquacious can comprehend :) Quite the way to end a comment is it not??? ; )
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