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9/16/o7 Dang Dog Ate Momma's Tow

Posted by ladymuse on Sunday, September 16, 2007

jen's spontaeneous eruption

Inspired by neighbor’s stubborn dog, won’t let anyone in the yard -
And an old 'vette across the street earlier that the dog was barking at -  And BanjosScotty’s perfect TOES! ..(? vs ?)... Make sense??

Excuse the poetic license -(HEEHEE!)
(let ‘em all chew on THAT! LOL!)
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Gramma thought she'd take a ride-
the brakes went out, she went over the side
her dog made it out  - but granny died,
He refused to leave her side.

Well, dad got a winch and a come-along,
 tried hoisting that 'vette up all week  long
tried to get the old dog to come on home,
But the dog wouldn't leave her side.

Well, a week or two, or a month about
a Semi hit a slide and the driver made it out,
but the Semi itself, it was highly in doubt.
But the dog wouldn’t leave her side

it was steep, it was wet, an’ it slid down towards the 'vette,
And it cut through the mud like a knife
T’was a turrible thing- drowning out the hound's sing
But the dog wouldn't leave her side.

When the driver started down, and he saw the old hound
with his eyes all a'roll, and foam drippin' -
he hi-t’led up the hill, & reported his spill,
"Need a tow truck with good equippin'!"

Well, mom drove the salvage truck  to see what she could hitch,
but that dog was hangin' loco and  was hiding in the ditch-
we think he ate up gramma and the 'polstry in the 'vette-
and then started on the tires of the semi, you kin bet -

And when momma backed the truck up,
 well, he started chewing metal,
through the towchain, up the chassis,
  and then chewed up the gas pedal -
now he's ruined momma's business, she's  got nuthin' left but woe

for the  hound  dog died but he ate up momma's tow
Yes, that danged dog died after eatin’ mamma’s tow!

make way! .....  4 Star   Jen-er-ral   
Hey! I got a  a star this early mornin' somewheres - I is now a senior member! ,,,,So now I get discounts, right??!!

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