Tax his land, tax his wage,
Tax his Bible, ev'ry page.
Tax his tractor, tax his mule,
Teach him taxes are the rule.
Tax his cow, tax his goat,
Tax his pants, tax his coat.
Tax his boots, tax his shirt,
Tax his labor, and tax his dirt.
Tax his chew, tax his smoke,
Teach him taxes are no joke.
Tax his truck, tax his grass,
Tax the roads that he must pass.
Tax his food, tax his drink,
Tax him if he tries to think.
Tax his Cokes, tax his beers,
If he cries, then tax his tears.
Tax his bills, tax his gas,
Tax his notes, tax his cash.
Tax him hard and let him know
That after tax, he has no dough.
Tax his sunshine, tax his name
Tax his firewood and the flame.
Tax his timber he won't reap,
Tax the time he spends asleep.
Tax his water, tax his air,
EPA must have their share
When he tries to ease the pain,
We'll turn around and tax his rain.
If he hollers, tax him more,
Tax him 'til he's good and sore.
Tax his coffin, tax his grave,
Tax the sod in which he's laid.
Put these words upon his tomb,
"Taxes drove me to my doom!"
And when he's gone, we won't relax,
We'll confiscate inheritance tax.
...as the cowardly Lion once said:
"Ain't it the truth, ain't it the truth!"
Wow, reading that was ....taxing...
Personally, I'm a believer in reincarnation.. soze I'll get to return and be taxed again and again.. I'd like to have to pay $1,000,000 in taxes every year but would also like to have the income that requires such tax payments..!! How different would our world be if there were no taxes? Don't suppose I'll ever find out.......
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Originally posted by TuneWeaverWow, reading that was ....taxing...
Personally, I'm a believer in reincarnation.. soze I'll get to return and be taxed again and again.. I'd like to have to pay $1,000,000 in taxes every year but would also like to have the income that requires such tax payments..!! How different would our world be if there were no taxes? Don't suppose I'll ever find out.......
Reminds me of a joke my dad would tell - "I'm working on my second million. I gave uip on the first."
Love you Pop!
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Originally posted by TuneWeaverWow, reading that was ....taxing...
Personally, I'm a believer in reincarnation.. soze I'll get to return and be taxed again and again.. I'd like to have to pay $1,000,000 in taxes every year but would also like to have the income that requires such tax payments..!! How different would our world be if there were no taxes? Don't suppose I'll ever find out.......
Hahahahaha , this comment made my day. And these lyrics even more. It reads like a good protest song.
Flat_the_3rd_n7th that is a great text, we are getting taxed more and more as well, we are all just modern slaves.
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Originally posted by QuincyFlat_the_3rd_n7th that is a great text, we are getting taxed more and more as well, we are all just modern slaves.
Well, hang in there...I only meant to make sport and poke fun at our various overseers..."Keep on the Sunny Side"...Belgium is still a beautiful place to live
Edited by - Flat_the_3rd_n7th on 03/25/2023 19:05:14
I don't mind paying taxes. I wish less of my tax dollars were spend on making bombs and more was spent on maintaining and updating roads, bridgies, hospitals, fire stations, schools and wastewater treatment plants.
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